The Journals of Lickety Clit and Ruff Grinder

My husband answered the door, I heard his voice getting louder and louder, followed by an exclamation of “What the fuck”. He was pacing the floor I could tell, he always does that when he is pissed off. The man he was talking to must have pushed past him or something because I caught sight of his shoes and that’s when I realised who it was.

“Where’s your wife, I want to talk to her, please”.

My husband brought him into the kitchen, looked at me and said “You’ve gone too far this time”.

I’ll tell you what happened, and let you make your mind up.

I went out last night with my hubby Ruff it was our regular Friday night out and we went to this club up in the city, typical setting wall to wall businessmen and I noticed this man in his 50′s I reckon, he was there with his very pretty wife. She came up to me right away and whispered in my ear “I’ve never seen you before, are you new here. It’s just that me and my husband know everybody in the life”. I felt her hands caress my arse and I licked my lips before answering, “No, you’ve not met us. I’m sure we can get acquainted”.

And did we get acquainted. She made up some lame excuse to her man about not feeling good and made a quick exit. While my husband knew the score, he pushed his tongue in my mouth, squeezed my breasts and said “Have fun”, then watched me leave. I met her in front of her car and she took me to her place. She was some kind of beautiful, full lips, broad hips and rich chocolate skin and her tits were full, just how I like them.

She showed me to their bedroom and said “I want you to fuck me on our bed, I want you to fuck me really hard”. I tore her skirt off and pushed her thong aside, “Nice cunt, shaven too, come sit on my face”. I stuck my tongue into her wet pussy as she rotated her waist, she must have liked it because, every now and again she let out a sigh and her legs were shaking, “That’s it lick my pussy, lick my fucking pussy”. She rubbed my clit with a vibrator and screamed “You’re licking it better than he does, fuck, he can’t do it like this, shit, he can’t…”

That turned me on so, I pushed my tongue in further and spat on my fingers and slowly inserted them one by one into her tight anus and fisted her, she practically screamed the house down “Fuck me, just fuck me, you’re fucking kinky I love that, make me come, make me come”.

At the point where she was about to come, in came her hubby. Now I was ready to go home. I was satisfied, but she insisted that he stay and watch. He said he was cool and sat in a chair and wanked his cock while I fucked her with a strap on. She backed her arse up, her energy was relentless. I actually saw beads of sweat fall from my face. I saw her husband coming closer to the bed, his eyes fixed on the thick cock going into his wife’s pussy.

I pulled out and said “Lick this pussy juice off my dick, come on I know you’re a freak, get on your fucking knees and lick it”. Next thing I knew was her husband had the strap on in his mouth. His wife strapped up and she entered his arse, the look on his face was of pure ecstasy. So this is how city folk get their rocks off, I thought. He jerked his cock until his come squirted on my legs, his wife screamed, as she thrusted him with the huge strap on cock, she begged me to rough him up a bit.

“Is that what you like, big black cock in your mouth, suck my fucking dick bitch. Use your lips, make this cock wet”.

Damn, well after that his head bobbed up and down and I more or less fucked his face. He licked my pussy and arse and thanked me profusely for my time.

I got home in the early hours of the morning. Ruff, asked me if I had a good time and I said that I had. I told him how I fucked her husband up the arse and he was like “Be careful that stuff is addictive”. I kissed him and said “Baby, you know me”. I was telling him about how kinky his wife was when the bell rang.

He must have followed me here, the husband. Fuck, this has never happened before, so I made him a cup of tea, how civilised considering that I had him sucking a strap on a few hours before.

“Well, did you follow my wife home, come on you know the rules. You fuck and go, no strings”. I could tell my husband was about to go into one. But I managed to ease the situation, I’m very persuasive like that, turns out he works not far from where we live and has seen me a few times. So this meeting at the club was not an accident, it was planned. Not that it made any difference, we were renting the house and would be gone in a few days.

“I, what you did, I mean, what you did last night, I’ve never submitted before, we would, I mean can you come again, tonight”.

He was caught up and so was she, not long after he left, I saw her at the supermarket, she asked “Are you coming tonight”. I laughed and said “I’m coming, you keep that pussy nice and wet for me, by the way you do have room for more right, my husband has a nice thick black cock which would be perfect for you to suck on”.

With that said, I left her standing in her trance, when it comes to fucking my husband and I are serious, they must have done their research our waiting list is long. Next week we are set to go to the countryside to see this couple who like getting fucked in their local village pub, yeah I know crazy right, but it keeps us happy and I guess that is all that matters.

I suppose I should tell you who we are, I’m Lickety Clit, and my hubby well everyone calls him Ruff Grinder, and we are very good friends with Miz Fat Pum Pum, Ezra, Rammer and Switch. Within time you’ll get to hear about the rest of us, and how we became the largest group of black swingers in the UK.

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Cum and Talk 2 Me Part 1

The Conversation

Keep sucking that dick, aww shit, just like that, fuck just like that

You like what I’m doing to you? You like it when I suck that big black cock of yours

Fuck, you nasty…

Say it, go ahead, I know it’s the truth…

Lick my balls… then put them in your mouth

Like this?

Awwwww, fuck, when I bust you’re taking all of it, every last fucking drop, shit

Is that right?

Yeah

Really

Yeah

What if I don’t swallow?

Say what? Don’t play with me, remember the last time

How many times are you going to remind me? Yep, I remember, you opened the window and fucked me from behind

And?

I came hard, so fucking hard

So?

I’m not swallowing…

Is that right…maybe if I eat that pussy the way you like

Maybe

Let me touch it, nice, wet and smooth, did you shave it this morning?

Mmm, yes

I bet you fucked yourself afterwards

You know I did

What with?

The 12 incher…

You are so nasty, I swear, fuck, I’m running out of credit, call me back, call me back.

That was my conversation with Ezra, he has been calling for the past two weeks, it is always the same. He has this fantasy in his head of how he wants to fuck me, but he never manages to come through. You know I have the feeling, that if I really fucked him the way he wants me to, that he might not recover. For him, it is all about the quick wank and then he returns to his home life. Everything was cool until he called me again…

Listen I’m not playing anymore, I want you in my bed, I want to fuck you so bad

Ezra, we’ve been playing this game for two weeks now, I’ve pretty much realised that this is just a fantasy for you

This isn’t a fantasy, it’s just you know it’s complicated…

Ezra, keep that to yourself, the last thing I need is someone coming on my phone asking me why I fucked their man

No it’s not even like that, erm…hang on a minute, what’s your name, I mean you never told me

And you never asked, when I’m fucking you, you’ll know my name then

Will you do it?

Will I what?

Will you fuck me?

When?

I’ll sort everything out and get back to you…

Weeks went by and nothing, I heard absolutely nothing. Then he called on a Friday night and asked if I could meet him, he asked if I could wear a long coat and thong. I was sort of surprised when I saw him, he was sexy, very sexy, nice brown eyes and the fullest lips I had ever seen on a man. So tempting were they that I actually ran my fingers over them before I said a word to him.

After a few drinks and the usual what’s going on in your life talk, he got explicit, he made it clear what he wanted. He opened a bag, and there was a huge assortment of toys, all of them new. I saw him smile, “All for you”. So I had to ask him, “Ezra, so what exactly is complicated”. That’s when he told me that he was married, and was also involved with another man, “Wow, I see, and I thought my life was crazy”.

Nothing prepared me for what he said next, “I want you to join us”. I put my drink on the table and looked at him, he said it again “I want you to join us, I think we will all get on really well”. So that’s how it began, he took me to a party the following weekend and I could not believe what I saw. He introduced me to his wife, everyone calls her Miz Fat Pum Pum and I can see why. I spent most of the evening with her eating pussy and talking about her husband Ezra, I met up with Switch, the man that Ezra is fucking.

Apparently Miz Fat Pum Pum writes everything down in her diaries, so I’m hoping that she will let me read them at some point, they are all so open. Part of me feels that I’m not ready forthis, but when they put me on a table and tooks turns in licking my arse, I was converted. I’m supposed to find two other new recruits by the end of the week, I’ve been looking hard, as soon as I find them, I get to join The Kitty Crew.

Before I left, Ezra pushed his cock in my mouth and ordered me to suck it, while his wife fucked me with her fingers.

The next day, Ezra called:

You enjoyed yourself

Yeah

You found the two new members yet

Ezra, I have until the end of the week

Just checking, keeping you on point

I’ll get there

Make sure, I have plans for that tight cunt of yours…

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Alternative Sunday Service: Put Your Tongue In It…

Passion - William Reynolds

When was the last time that you used your tongue during sex?

I mean really used your tongue.

The tongue is the key to many toe curling orgasms.

With soft or hard licks you are bound to make your playmate come quick.

Not rocket science, really.

Still not convinced, have you ever been on the receiving of a good dick licking session, where not only did your cock get sucked, but your balls got licked and that sensitive tip was treated to an around the world swirl? The around the world swirl is when you take your tongue and flick it around the head of the cock. Not too fast make it very slow, so that he can feel it. Remember to look at him while you are doing it, the eye contact makes it extra sexy.

For strap on lovers, having your strap on licked can be mad sexy, have her or him kneel before you with their mouth wide open and tell them to lick the underside. You might be thinking, what’s the point. We are visual creatures, think about how erotic it looks.

Not forgetting the ladies, eating pussy is the best use of the tongue. Yeah you can get your munch on, but are you licking the clit, the entrance to the pussy, are you lapping up pussy juice?

I’m going to break it down even further, there are so many ways that the tongue can be used to give pleasure:

Kissing
Do you remember the first time, someone slipped you a bit of tongue in a kiss. Now if they did this properly you probably wanted a repeat performance. Tongue kissing is both sensual and erotic, it really is foreplay, it is the cock erector and the thong dampener.

Are you sucking on that tongue as well, if not try it.

Licking

This one’s a bit obvious, you are really spoilt for choice here, nipples, tits, fingers, toes, legs, arms, back, legs, balls, navel, stomach, arse, pussy and dick. What matters is how you apply your tongue to said body parts, look for the reaction are you making them come, scream, moan or better still grab the sheets or your head.

Licking can be intimate, sexy, erotic or downright kinky, sometimes it can be the one thing takes your lover over the edge.

A wet tongue provides additional lubrication…

Ass Play

We’re talking, rimming, ass play, analingus, arse licking. Now I know that this is not for everyone. But (pun intended) you find a clean, pert arse and put your tongue in it, the sensations for the person on the receiving end are multiple. The anus has a whole bunch of nerve endings, extremely sensitive. It is all about using your mouth, create a vacuum and pucker up, hold onto their legs when you’re licking to make sure that they really can’t go anywhere.

Cock Sucking, Licking Balls

Plain and simple, suck a man’s dick the right way and you’ll have him moaning. Lick his balls, wank his cock at the same time even better. But are you licking that space between the balls and the anus, seriously sexy. When his cock is in your mouth, treat like it is your favourite ice-cream, lick it over and over again.

If he is sporting a big dick, you might need to pace yourself, start from the top and work your way down, kiss his cock too. Vary your tongue action, some men like it really hard while others appreciate a softer, gentle approach.

Remember to pay attention to his balls, suck them, lick them, caress them…

Try licking and tasting his come.

Queening, Pussy Eating, Pussy Lickers, Pussy Worship – A Bowcat’s Paradise!!

What better way to show that you are into oral sex than queening, having a woman sit on your face while you lick her out is tasty stuff. Consider this she is smothering you with her pussy. You can either savour her pussy and clit, or get brave and tongue fuck her. And I’m talking full insertion of the tongue here, no short cuts and for that you might just get the reward of her juices falling onto your face, don’t forget to lick it up.

I could go on, but I reckon that you get the gist of what I’m talking about.

A wet tongue can provide endless pleasure, so if your partner is not giving you the right amount of tongue action that you require, show them, tell them.

Put Your Tongue In It..

Kinky Blessings

Pashun

xxx

Photo credits: William Reynolds – Passion

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