I have not written an Alternative Sunday Service post in a while!! Have you missed them, as promised I will be talking mostly about sex, (when am I not), fetish, kink and porn over the next few months. If you have not read any of my Alternative Sunday Service posts before, I tend to pick some random topics, and let it all out…
Can a woman have too many toys, nope I really don’t think so, in fact the more toys she has the more open-minded she is, well that’s my theory anyway. Besides there are advantages to owning two vibrators, fancy double penetration but not got around to finding two willing playmates? This is where your toys will come in handy, simple really, some lube, a vibrator/dildo in the pussy and the other in the arse, eyes closed and voilà simulated double penetration.
I bought some new sex toys recently to add to my ever-growing collection, a massive strap on, not sure who I will use this on, it is so large…some love balls and a black vibrator.
The Strap On
A nice black rubber 8incher and 5 inches of thickness!! Whoever receives this in their arse or pussy is in for a treat. The harness bit, has an adjustable strap and I struggled with it for a while. Probably because my bottom is lovable bouncy and big, but then I guess the friction it caused was quite nice actually.
Love Balls
Where to begin, I popped them in as suggested and walked around, and waited and waited and nothing. No orgasms, no rippling waves of ecstasy then I lay on my back, legs spread apart and rubbed my vibrator on my clit then aimed it where the love balls were firmly placed. I had to hold my sheets, it was funfuckingtastic!! Now I get it…not sure that sure that they beat my wand in terms of the orgasms, but combined with a vibrator, they are quite good.
The Real Skin Vibrator
Long, sleek and black, I got it out of the box and was like it looks like a vibrator I’ve purchased before, so not true. It has this soft squishy feel and is veined. I should have bought two, it’s that good!! I know it’s not a real cock, but it feels really good, knowing me, the thing will get overused and I’ll have to buy another…I can’t leave it alone, still need loads of lube when I use it and a pillow close by to bite on.
Gay Boys
My love of gay men is no secret, I have always said that on my blog and when I get the chance, I usually take a look at some gay porn and see if I can learn something new. I’ve watched gay thug porn, bdsm gay porn, but I had not seen bears, daddies and cubs!!
All those cocks!! I mean, it was like a cockfest, muscular men with huge cocks shafting arses, older men, younger men, a pornucopia of tops and bottoms. The interracial stuff was hot, black tops with white bottoms, white tops with black bottoms, latino men, asian men.
What blew me away literally were the vids by Goldmine Entertainment, the men are wearing masks to protect themselves. I did not know this type of porn existed (you will know what I’m talking about if you watch it)…I was in shock for a while, then turned on, really turned on, so much that I watched the clip about 15 times just to be sure that it was real.
Butches, Studs and Femmes
If you have not seen a Crash Pad film before you are missing out, their stuff is hot. I have watched the infamous squirt scene so many times. I love it, I have spoken about them before and women having sex with women. What turns me on is the fact that the women are so in tune with each other, from the kissing, to finger fucking, tribbing, strap on fucking, the production is sheer class.
Sex with a woman is nothing like having sex with a man, hard to put into words. Having grown up as “straight”, I found my attraction to women a total surprise, but then I think that there were people who sort of knew but were waiting for me to realise.
At the time when they expressed this I was like nope not me, I only like men…how wrong was I!! Women are sexy, I have a thing about femmes, I suppose it’s the whole lipstick lesbian thing…but butches and studs also turn me on. The first time I watched a butch-butch, and a stud-stud, I flipped out completely, it was so raw. As is, any combination, butch and femme, femme and femme .
Sexuality is fluid, labels such as heteroflexible and trysexual are now common, perhaps an indication of acceptance I hope. I tend to use trysexual personally. Are the labels necessary, sometimes…
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, how we choose to have sex and whom we choose to sex with is our business, what matters the most is that you enjoy your experiences. The longevity is irrelevant, remember to say thank you, once in a while, especially if they made you smile. Porn whether you agree or not, has several uses, you can learn from it.
As for sex toys, sex is fun right?
Enjoy it.
Kinky Blessings
Pashun
xxx
