Who am I? Like you need to ask, I’m Miz Fat Pum Pum and these are my diaries and every week I’ll let you have a peek inside them. I’ll warn you in advance, this is not for the faint hearted, I will keep it real here. I suppose it would help if I gave you a guide to my life, and the cast of colourful characters. Half of the time, I need reminding myself. You see it wasn’t always like this, after my husband upped and left there was this void and for a while I just got real busy with work, but I soon realised that it wasn’t enough.
Everything changed when I went out for the night, with one of the women from the office, I call her Miss Needle Eye, she has that tight pussy. How do I know? Well, I’ll get to that sooner or later. Anyway, we went to a club in the city, full of these businessmen, I said to her that I wasn’t really feeling the place and she convinced me to stay. We sat at the bar and she told me that every Friday the men get up on stage and perform. I asked her what she meant, she took me to a table at the edge of the stage and asked me to sit and wait.
Next thing I saw was Needle Eye putting her hands in one of the men’s trousers and she pulls out his cock, the manager of the club locks the door. Clothes are thrown on the floor, and there I was sitting there in amazement, until I felt something hard against my back. I never even asked him his name, I jumped on that dick and rode it, Needle Eye winked and said “Ride it Miz Fat Pum Pum”. That’s how I broke out, there I was a married woman, screwing someone’s husband probably. When I was finished, I smiled sweetly and thanked him…
The Cast:
Needle Eye
My “wuk it, bruk it” partner. At the age of 50, I’m really not sure where she gets her energy from. She works in the same office as me, we met on my first day there and became friends quickly. She is soon to be divorced like me and I suppose that it is why we get on so well.
She is very talented, outside of work she runs a dating agency, two nightclubs and has the best black male strippers I have ever seen.
As for her name, after we got wild at the club, I stayed at her place and she sat on the sofa, with her legs wide open. She asked me to spit on my fingers and to push them inside her pussy. I finger fucked her while she played with my tits, she laughed when I commented on how tight she felt, hence me calling her Needle Eye.
Rammer
What can I tell you about Rammer, he is a straight up freak. He lives across the street and I remember him practically wearing out my phone when my husband left. He rang me, day and night, in the afternoons with the offer of some dick action and each time I refused. It was only when I could not help but wonder if he was any good in bed that I returned his calls.
I walked over to his house and he must have seen me coming, because he opened the door so quick. He fell to his knees and ate my pussy so good I had to stand there for a few minutes afterwards to steady myself. He told me how he had been watching me ever since I moved in four months ago, he said that my husband was an idiot for leaving me.
He showed me to his bedroom and took off his jeans and shirt, his cock was huge. I said that I would need some help with taking it all in, said I could go back home and get some lube. He pointed to a drawer, when I opened it there was lube, handcuffs, a whip, restraints, I was stunned.
I smeared the lube on my pussy and he cuffed me to his bed, I could not move, he rammed that thick cock of his in my pussy which such speed that I lost the ability to talk. After each thrust, he spanked my arse and was moaning “Fucking nice pussy, I should have fucked this from long time”. He pulled my hair and whispered “Hubby can’t wuk your pussy like this”. I soaked his sheets that morning, and he licked my thighs and clit, before taking off the handcuffs.
Switch
If Rammer is a freak, Switch is I’m not even sure but, he is Rammer’s flatmate, and I met him when I was waiting for my shopping to arrive. He waved at me, and asked what I had ordered and I said that I was waiting on some toys. He mouthed, “Give me two secs”. I let him in, made him a cup of tea and he said “Has Rammer fucked you yet?”. I hesitated, and he smiled. The toys arrived and he watched as I unpacked them, he eyes lit up when he saw the anal beads.
Not sure who suggested it first but he was naked with his legs up, and I wanked his cock while pushing the anal beads up his arse. His come was lovely, I licked some of it and he asked for more. I wasn’t sure what he meant, he said that he wanted me to really fuck him, so I put on the strap on I had ordered for me and Needle Eye.
He was screaming so loud that I had to tell him to be quiet, and that’s when Rammer came in and caught us…
The Kitty Crew
With twenty members, so far the club is getting stronger. I set this up with Needle Eye, it is a group for women over 35, who are single. We meet once a month and have fun. No I won’t say too much now, but you will get to know more about us in time.
Back next week with another entry…
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The Diaries of Miz Fat Pum Pum will be featured in a collection of stories that I am working on.
Kinky Blessings
Pashun
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