What kind of Christmas is this?
Everyone is away and I’m here stuck at home, I can’t call Kelly, all loved up and ting, Syl is probably head and tongue deep in some lucky woman’s pussy. As for Reece, I messed that up long ago.
I’m officially bored, repeats on TV and a stupid microwave meal this sucks.
Why is my BB flashing? It’s a message from Syl!!
Syl:
Guess who’s outside
I better open the door, how’s come Syl’s here, I mean, I thought he was way too busy at this time of the year.
“Surprise”
“Fuck, Syl, Kelly, hang on wait on a minute is that Reece is in the back of your car, what’s going on?”
“We’re The Three Wise Dicks”, they laughed.
“Three Wise Dicks, but how can you be, Kelly you…”
Before I could finish talking, Kelly pulled out the biggest strap on I had ever seen and whispered “What, were you saying babes?”.
Syl, grabbed my arm and lead me to my bedroom, “Hurry up, pack your shit you got ten minutes”. I kissed my teeth and asked, “Syl, why is Reece here?”. I saw him reach for my lingerie and vibrators, “Look Sharia, you are not staying in this house over Christmas by yourself, plane leaves soon, get your passport, now hurry up”.
“Plane, where we going, Syl”.
Reece, looked fine as ever, I had forgotten how sexy he was, Kelly went to the front of the car and mouthed “Better leave you two loveebirds alone”. I rolled my eyes, she didn’t see. Kelly was pretending to wipe a crumb from Syl’s mouth, why they play this game I don’t know. I’m sure they’re fucking.
“Long time Sharia”
“Yeah, long time Reece”.
We sat in silence for 45 minutes, until Kelly and Syl stopped at the petrol station got out and left me with Reece to talk to. He put his hands up my skirt and his tongue in my mouth. “Reece, you are going on like you are hungry or something”. He was not talking, just kissing my neck, teasing my nipples. When he paused, I asked “What happened Reece, we were all good and then you just…”. I saw him touch is nose and adjust his glasses, he always does that when he is nervous. “Sharia, I felt like I could never please you, you know satisfy you”.
I pulled him closer, “What made you think that, Reece, when you ate my pussy it was like I had left this earth, felt like I was floating”.
“You two sorted things out yet, because where we are going is chilled out, very chilled”.
“Reece, where are we going, come on tell me”.
“Sharia, just wait and see, put it this way this is going to be the best Christmas you have ever had”…
*Part 2 of Three Wise Dicks will be featured in the published version of The Kinky Archives, a selection of stories based on the blog.
