You know who you are, carpet munchers, bowcats, face sitters and pussy lickers, I’ve met your type before.
You eat pussy but it is on the sly, nobody knows about it.
Why? Because you are the type of man who will raise his hand, when you hear “If you know seh yuh nuh bow, put up yuh hand”
Translation
For those of who you are not familiar with Jamaican terminology, I will break it down for you:
(If you know that you don’t eat pussy, please raise your hand)
What a fucking hyprocrite…you’ve been eating pussy for years why lie?
So there you are in the club, dance, party wherever and you are raising your hand, because you can’t make a man think you eat pussy, can you?
Yet whilst rubbing up with me, they have whispered in my ear how they will lick me out!!
In my time I have dated several Under Cover Pussy Eaters, after they have finished munching comes the pleading:
Look whatever happens say nothing yeah, even if me and you finish you can’t say nothing…
I was like you just gave me so much power right there, I could walk in a room in front of your crew and say “You know my man eats pussy”, but I never would, not my style.
So why are some men so worried about eating pussy?
I suppose it is the same reason that I am not shouting from the roof tops that I like sucking big black cocks…yes I said that!!!
Judgement, they think everyone will they think are some sort of freak or nasty.
Then there are the men who won’t eat pussy at all.
Men be warned if your woman is giving you head and you are a bit of Pillow King (lying back and not reciprocating), be careful…a next man who is partial to a bit of pussy licking will take your place.
The excuses for not eating pussy are lame, how can any man rightly say “Suck my dick” and not eat a woman’s pussy?
I said it before and I’ll say it again:
You ain’t licking my clit, I ain’t sucking your dick
Men, practise those tongue skills.
