My Pussy Licker was the best I’ve ever had, his tongue was extremely long and in so many ways it was pure magic.
He would set the scene, make sure I was comfortable and place a bowl of fruit close by for me to nibble on.
Then came the massage, a sweet scented oil rubbed onto my chocolate brown skin.
After a few sensual kisses, my Pussy Licker began his oral symphony – sucking on my clit, licking me, dipping his fingers inside and devouring my juices.
Pussy Licker: Am I doing it right?
Me: Yes
Pussy Licker: Tell me what you need
Me: I need you to go deeper
And he did, he always did, he’d push his tongue in as far it could go and fuck me like that, his tongue going in and out.
I used to beg him to play with my nipples, and he teased them, pinched them and grabbed my tits and squeeze those too.
The best session was when he called me and said he was hungry, he picked me up and before we could get to his place, he ate my pussy in the back of his car.
All I could see was his bald head between my legs, he sucked my clit, finger fucked my pussy, over and over again.
Me: Baby, we need to stop. We are parked in the middle of the street in broad daylight
Pussy Licker: Your pussy is so sweet
Me: Baby please, we need to stop
He sat up quickly when there was a tap on the window, it was a traffic warden.
We must have made his day, he asked Pussy Licker to get out of the car and told him he was going to give him a ticket for illegal parking.
The warden took a peek in the back, saw me tits up, arse out, legs spread and said:
Oh I see, not a problem, don’t worry about the ticket, just move the car.
Pussy Licker got back in the car:
I told you your pussy is good
Can we just go to your place now?
We can’t leave, look over there he is in his car wanking.
Such lovely memories, I love getting my pussy eaten, I like it when a man knows what to do, tongue swirls, nibbles, pulls, sucking – I love all of it.
Yet I have come across quite a few men who don’t want to partake of the cunt – Why? I ask.
The answer I often get is “I don’t eat pussy, but you can suck my dick”. When I was young and foolish, I went along with it, thinking it was not right to force someone to do something they did not like.
Why the fuck am I going to give a man a cumtastic blowjob while my pussy sits there like an unused stamp, not licked.
I have heard some shit in my time, but this truly pisses me off.
Here are the main I don’t eat pussy excuses:
I don’t want to get hair in my teeth
I’m not inna dat bowcat business
Man nuh fi bow
Only American men eat pussy
Only soul boys eat pussy
A man’s dick is cleaner than pussy
The bible says oral sex is a sin
Jamaican men don’t eat pussy (now this right here is a lie, a lot of Jamaican men have eaten my pussy)
And the list goes on, and on.
But for every black man who told me he would not eat pussy (remember I have only dated black men) – there were so many others who did.
There are also the Under Cover Pussy Eaters, the men who eat pussy but don’t want anyone to know.
A true lover of pussy, eats pussy. I love a cunt worshipper better still I love it when I get to queen, to face sit.
When I am queening, I am in wonderful state of mind, all that attention to my pussy goes to my head.
Men please note:
You ain’t licking my clit? I ain’t sucking your dick
