After all the huffing and puffing from The Big Bad Wolf, I decided to slow right down, well that’s what I thought.
I saw this ad from a guy wanting x-rated phone sex, I emailed him a few times and then called him up, hiding my number of course.
Hi it’s Nasty
What have you got on?
Guess. So have you got your cock in your hand?
You dirty girl
Well have you?
Yes?
Big, small, medium?
Big, my cock is very big
How old are you?
56
Jeez, you are old enough to be my..
Don’t say it
So come on you old wanker, start stroking your cock then
What are you wearing?
Nothing, just me and my big tits and wet cunt
Then I heard noises, he was wanking
Do you like black women?
Yes
Big, busty black women, with huge arses
Yes, Yes
Black women who can ride the shit out of you
Yes
Would you like to taste my cunt?
Oh yes
Say it
I want to taste your cunt
Say it again
I want to taste your black cunt
Good boy
I’m going to come
Go on then, shoot your load
Oh shit, you dirty slut
Lube your fingers, stick them up your arse
Yes, I’m doing it
Imagine it is me with my big black strap on inside of you
Yes, I am
Do you like it?
Yes
Does it feel good?
Yes
Do you like black cock?
Yes
Then he said he had to go and I could hear a woman in the background:
“You bastard, you fucking bastard, you are at it again. How many fucking times have I told you. Give me that fucking phone”.
I quickly hung up.
He emailed a few days later, claiming that he had talked about it with his wife, yep another married man. I told him that it was too complicated. He said that she did not understand him and that he had urges and needed to wank for release.
I told him that I could not do it, then he said:
“What if she joins in, she is bi you know, she likes black women. That’s why she got angry she likes it when we play as a couple.”
I was out of my depth, phone sex with more than one person, even I couldn’t do that.
Phone sex is a mind fuck, it is all about using our imagination, creating fantasies and scenarios to get off to. A good phone sex conversation can fill the void when your lover is not nearby, it helps to build sexual tension.
In my case it was the much needed tonic before I went to bed, yes good phone sex is like having a row of chocolate coated dicks in front of me, I absolutely love it.
Before having a good session, I make sure all my toys are laid out and that I am either naked or dressed in crotchless panties, for easy access. I like to use my dildo and vibrator and moan down the phone when I am coming.
All this writing about phone sex is making me horny, time for a hot bath and a play with my pussy.
