When things became more settled, I met a really nice guy he called when he said he would, bought me flowers, took me to the movies. Everything was good, except for one little thing, the sex.
Whilst we were fucking I kept on hearing this really weird noise, it was almost like a grunt, animal like. I know I can be freaky but it was definitely not coming from me. So I looked up at my lover and he had his head thrown back, eyes closed and he was I guess growling.
Damn, I thought, I’m in bed with “The Big Bad Wolf” all I needed was the “Three Little Pigs” to add to the madness. I stopped and asked: Why are you growling? He answered: Your pussy is so good.
Me: So good you have to growl?
Big Bad Wolf: Don’t you like it?
Me: No, it’s kind of weird.
Big Bad Wolf: You make noise too.
Me: Not like that I don’t.
So that’s when I thought fuck it, I screamed, grunted and moaned my head off. There was a sudden bang on the front door, he got up and to see who it was.
Big Bad Wolf: Yes
Neighbour: I don’t mean to be rude, but your lady friend is a bit loud
Big Bad Wolf: Actually I was making some noise too, you see she is that fucking good.
Neighbour: No need to be rude, just you know, try and keep it down.
We cranked it up, I screamed even louder and shouted at him:
Me: Fuck my pussy boy, fuck me hard.
Big Bad Wolf: Scream for me, scream really loud.
Me: I said fuck my fucking pussy boy, that’s it just like that.
Before you say it I know, life is not a fairytale, I did not get to be the little princess and get rescued by her Prince Charming.
We had sex a few more times after that, but I just could not take it any more. While I admit there is nothing wrong with Little Red, riding hood – but no matter how good the dick is the wolf had to go, and you all know what happened in that story…
