Blog/Twitter/Facebook Break: Back In November

I’m loved up and blissfully happy, so it seems strange for me to stop writing, tweeting, blogging and Facebooking (is Facebooking a word?).

What will I be doing? Loads I hope, travelling, catching up with family and friends, enjoying my current relationship, setting up an erotica book business.

There are a crazy amount of posts on this blog, lost count of how many…now seems the perfect time to take a step back. Check out The Kinky Archives, for the old posts.

A big thank you to blog subscribers, Twitter Followers, Facebook peeps, those who make comments and support the blog, especially the amazing people who purchased a copy of my first book One Night of Pashun.

Kinky Blessings

Pashun ‘Lick My Whip’ Nate

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Black Swingers Valentine: 14 Hours of Pleasure

Her cunt was wet, throbbing and sore, she looked at the floor strewn with condoms and tried to recall the events that had left her this way. She heard her lover and his wife in the bathroom, they were fucking, the wife screamed at the top of her voice “I’m gonna come, I have to come…give me that cock, fuck my pussy hard”.

Hearing that was enough to bring it all back to her…

They messaged her the night before, asking if she could join them on a Pre Valentine’s Day celebration hosted at their cabin. At first she refused, they had an awful habit of requesting her company at the most inconvenient of times, like at 3:00am in the morning, when the wife had an urge to eat pussy. She ummed and ahhed a bit and then said if they sent a car for her, she would be there.

Before you go making any assumptions, these people I’m talking about are swingers, the most kinkiest swingers that she had ever met. So like I said, she asked for the car and they sent a limousine with a large cocked chauffeur and a beautician who offered to give her a Brazilian wax treatment in the back seat. She wasn’t silly, Miss Beauty pulled her thong to the side and gave her a few licks and said ever so softly “Just making sure you’re nice and wet before we get there”.

Of course she reciprocated, flipped the beautician, Miss Beauty on her back and matched her lick for lick, the chauffeur brought the car to a quick halt, parked it in the woods and they sucked him off for a few minutes. His come coated their lips and he practically begged them to let him lick it off. Now that was something, Miss Beauty had never seen a man lick his own come.

Can you say Nasty!!!

She looked at Beauty, “What next…?”. You know that chauffeur asked those women to fuck him?? I mean really fuck him. She strapped up and entered his tight arse while Beauty sucked his cock. Meanwhile the freaky hosts awaited their guests, they placed tubs of condoms and lube in each room, male strippers, strapons and vibrators aplenty. The music and porn was carefully selected.

In between screwing the chauffeur, she received a call…”Where are you? Are you fucking your ride, I swear, you have no shame”, it was the wife, she was about to go nuts, she always got like that, especially when she left her waiting and wanting more. Miss Beauty swallowed his load and moaned “We have to go, I’ll finish you off later”.

They finally got there. Miss Beauty and the wife, took turns in eating out her pussy, licking her clit and playing with her tits. Her lover liked to watch his wife in action, he liked the way she tongue fucked, pumping hard and fast, making her all juicy and he waited patiently until he could lick her clean.

A strange bunch they all were, I suppose professionals in the office and freaks at night. They met purely by chance on Get Blacked, an adult contacts site. She loved them for it, as they were the only people she was free to be herself with. Miss Beauty and the chauffeur placed her in the sling, and they fucked her, with their fingers, cocks, vibrators and strap ons. As for the bananas and the extra long cucumber that was her lover wanting to see how kinky she was.

So that’s why she was sore, that’s how she found herself on Valentine’s Day far up in the hills, thinking “How the fuck am I going to get home”, the chauffeur was wrecked. Miss Beauty had lubed him up and rode him so hard that he came twice, his come, was thick and salty.

The wife and her lover came out of the bathroom, “Great night wasn’t it, although we’re not finished yet…”. Right in front of her, were a row of full-figured women, all wearing strap ons. She knew the score, she sucked on their nipples, rubbed their cunts and took their thick cocks. At one point, she was air tight, a strap on in her mouth, arse and pussy.

Her lover wanked his cock, and his wife whispered “This is like watching a live porn show, give it to her hard, she can take it, fist her, use plenty of lube and fist her”. She felt the fingers slip into her arse, she tried not to come but it was too much for her. Miss Beauty smiled and said “Almost there, one more hour left”.

What followed was more or less an orgy, she had her very first Cream Shower, lashings of hot come from the chauffeur, her lover and the well hung strippers. Seven men, nine women later, the cabin was a mess, she felt sorry for the people who had to clear it up, but I guess they were used to it.

The chauffeur recovered in time to take her home, of course she asked him if he wanted to go via the woods. He never got back to the cabin that night, or the night after that night…

Fact is he never left, I’m not good with the end of stories, let’s just say they’re still together…apparently she, the woman who has been nameless for the most part of the story now calls herself Miss Fat Pum Pum…

Happy Valentines Day…Stay In Bed get Fucked Day, whatever it is that you are doing, have fun, lube up, play safe and get those orgasms.

Kinky Blessings

Pashun
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Quickie: Pussy Juice

She was horny, not just your regular type of horny, she was horny to the point where she had to have something, anything inside of her. You see after speaking to him, after hearing his sexy voice she wanted him so badly that all she could think of was to go to her toybox and reach for her realistic vibrator cock. As she lubed it up and turned the speed to the highest level, he called her and asked her if she was playing with her pussy:

Him: I want you to fuck yourself, so that I can hear you come, will you do that for me?

Her: Will you wank your cock, have you got it in your hands?

Him: I’m so fucking hard right now, I swear when I see you I’m pushing your thighs wide open and giving you a hard fuck

Her: I’m so wet, been thinking about your cock and I’m going crazy here

Him: Put it in your pussy, put your vibrator in your pussy

He could hear her moaning, he could almost see her face, and that’s when he thought “I want to see her come”.

Him: I have to see you come, I want to see when your pussy gets real wet

Within a few hot minutes she was on his screen, her legs spread and he saw her pumping the vibrator in and out, she saw when he stroked his cock, pulling back the foreskin

Her: You want me to lick that for you?

Him: I can’t take this, I want to fuck you right now

She bounced up and down on the thick black silicone cock, rotating her hips, grinding, faster, faster, harder, harder, to the point where she had to hold onto the chair as she felt that she was about to fall.

Him: Play with your tits for me

She pinched her nipples and he let out a groan, followed by “Fuck, I want your nipples in my mouth, I want to suck them, get the honey”.

Her: You want to lick this honey off, you want to lick it off?

He could see how wet she was, he watched as she rode the cock, taking it real deep, just like when he fucked her, she got that crazy look on her face, she was about to come.

Him: Come, come, come on, let me see that pussy juice

Her: It’s coming

And just like that, she played with her clit for him, rubbing it, pulling out the vibrator and placing two fingers inside. She touched the wetness, waiting, stroking and as always the juice came, he fell back on his bed, tugging on his cock, his thick white come coating his hands.

Her: You coming to lick this up?

Him: On my way…

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Just a quickie for you, this unfinished story was in my erotic notebook…will post more soon.

Kinky Blessings

Pashun

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